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  Crazy conversation with a JW

  by Toshibabadu in

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  so this jw tells me that the "friends" won't come to their home because a disfellowshipped family member is living there.. but the "friends" will come there to do work to make money.

  so they can't come visit to encourage and be kind to their fellow "brothers and sisters".

  they can come to make money though.

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  I remember brothers working in Churches after 1975..When it comes to money guess what, New Light......
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  What Was/Is The Dumbest JW Belief?

  by minimus in

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  i think the finished mystery book probably contains the stupidest beliefs ever recorded!

  almost any prophecy publication but especially anything to do with revelation, is unbelievable!

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  We are God's chosen people...
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  Mother' Day

  by tepidpoultry in

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  all hail ishtar mother of tammuz!.

  the real reason for which mother's day was invented!.

  (now you know :) ).

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  It should have been a wake up call when they(JW) explain why it's evil to wish your mom a Happy Mother's Day....
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  Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????

  by James Mixon in

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  maybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).

  your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?

  ?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.

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  Diogenesister: good points......
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  Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
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  maybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).

  your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?

  ?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.

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  And we will see this, "honey I'm home from being dead!! What do you mean you remarried? That's BS, death or adultery makes it free for you to remarry you knew I would be coming back after my death. You are a A-hole and who is the B--- you married????? First day in paradise......
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  Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
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  maybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).

  your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?

  ?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.

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  A person resurrected who died 33 AD.

  (JW) Welcome back.

  (resurrected one) So who are you??

  (JW) Oh, I'am a JW and we have been around a long time. You know Adam was a JW.

  (ro) you are so full of sh--t this is a joke, right....Who were Jesus followers after he died?

  (JW) well there was a period when the word was dead, but around100 years ago Jehovah selected a wheat salesman to bring his word..

  (ro) So over 2000 years there was zip, nothing from God until you folks came along. Man you are so full of crap, put me back into my grave......
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  Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
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  maybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).

  your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?

  ?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.

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  "Year Million" on the NGC channel 9-10pm..Series examines advances in neuroscience and engineering in regard to artificial intelligence.....

  tepidpoultry: That crap can scare the B-Jesus out of a young child....
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  Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
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  maybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).

  your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?

  ?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.

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  You neighborhood all resurrected ones, you are the only survivor in your area from Jehovah's melt down..What language do they speak, hell I'am black maybe the guy was a slave owner.
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  Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  maybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).

  your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?

  ?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.

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  Maybe I have watched too many zombie movies but I would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (I would hate to shake your hand and it fall off). Your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed??It would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me. When you think about it, dead people coming to life could be very nerve-racking for the living and the dead, hell it will be like the Twilight Zone.
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  Marrying yourself is now a thing....

  by James Mixon in

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  ok i'am old so i need some help to understand this new thing, what's the point in marrying yourself?

  this sound like a gb brain storm idea....i guess you can never commit adultery....

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  I was thinking the GB may feel this is a good idea, remember they have encouraged the RF to put off having children, so this arrangement will fit right into their scheme. But the only problem if a sister become pregnant and she tell the brothers, it was a miraculous birth just like Jesus...A dilemma for the bro's, is she crazy or she had a sleep over with a horny archangel....